rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via unattracted)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via venturedexplorer)

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via inhalexhal3)