ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

(via forgave)

It’s weird to now be like 20 nd living alone and doing adult things. There’s a huge part of Tumblr I cannot relate too. It’s like oh hey don’t mind me I’m just working on my masters degree while reblogging so much high school shit and getting nostalgic and crying into my checkbook. So what of it.

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

(via moonshine-mongrel)

90% of conversations with me

  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

(via m-0rgasm)